UBT: The Glucose Father. New York magazine works an attribute called “Sex Diaries,” type of love Penthouse community forum but minus the increasing reports
October 26, 2021 by Chump girl
Nyc mag works a feature called “Sex Diaries,” type of similar Penthouse message board but without having the improving posts. Visitors anonymously outline details of their sex-lives — “with comical, tragic, often beautiful, and constantly revealing listings.”
Others week, a 42-year-old corporate individual provided their hijinks with a much young glucose kid. (that may feel a post all unique — why the treacly euphemism for intercourse people? Should we list all professionals after preferred candies? “Cancel my day appointments, Marion. You Will Find a gathering with a Milk Dud.”)
Anyway… today the Universal Bullshit Translator are tackling the Married individual and his glucose kids.
time ONE 4:45 a.m. Im an investor, and I reside in Chappaqua, therefore I wake-up at the ass fracture of start and sneak away from home without awakening the spouse or young ones. They prefer it this way because it’s very damn very early.
7 a.m. First Starbucks multiple latte throughout the day. Established into my work desk. Let’s run!
4:20 p.m. The market had not been my good friend. Become me the fuck home.
Did you has a terrible day, boo-boo? do you really need a buddy? I believe we’re able to pick your some.
UBT: we work hard for the money and was a careful family members man which lets young children rest. My one small delight is actually a frothy caffeinated drink. Observe my personal distress! And waste me personally.
4:45 a.m. Same wicked wake-up phone call. I’ve been carrying this out for two decades; you’d think I’d be employed to it. You’d furthermore envision I’d be richer. We just moved completely right here to the ‘burbs. It’s a big home in safest feasible local. The partner likes they. My two little ones enjoy it. (more…)